herding undergrads

About Process Control (or, “Herding Hung-over, Grumpy, Horny, Undergrad Gerbils”) | D*I*Y Planner

bq. He visually located the big pink sign that said Bookstore, Mandatory Book Drop, stared at it uncomprehendingly for a moment, turned around to acknowledge my instruction with a curt nod and then walked over and proceeded to drop his bag in a huge green recycling bin. Ah, the leaders of tomorrow.

posted at 11:58 am on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 in Humour, Links | Comments (1)
  1. Jeff K says:

    It has come to amaze me that people feel buying 5 books for an education is some sort of monumental requirment, achievement or some sort of largess. This rather implies they could not afford, or chose not to have purchased more than 5 books in the past. Perhaps not even an overview of philosophy, history or psychology. I know of some people that have *never* read such a book. Perhaps some are working for nothing herding gerbils at bookstores.

SciFi News

* Battlestar Galactica has been picked up for a “third season”:http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/7518.html . Also, the “Season 1 DVD”:http://www.battlestargalacticadvd.com/ is out (it includes the miniseries, in case you were thinking of purchasing both).

* “Serenity Cast Signed For Sequels”:http://scifi.com/scifiwire2005/index.php?id=32468 (if the movie proves popular enough, that is!).

posted at 10:34 am on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 in TV | Comments (1)
  1. Greg says:

    Browncoats rule!

Fall

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The first leaf of fall :-)

I thought it was strange that one leaf on my whole tree had changed colour.

posted at 8:55 am on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 in Personal | Comments (2)
  1. Greg says:

    Are you sure it was there earlier?

  2. Harald says:

    That’s a new tree; it gets watered and inspected regularly :-)

Writing

This goes out to all of my writer friends:

bq. “Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.”

bq. – Robert Byrne

(via the “Quote of the Day mailing list”:http://ca.geocities.com/quotationoftheday/index.html)

posted at 7:34 am on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 in Humour | Comments (1)
  1. David Brake says:

    Yeah thanks a bunch there Harald – that really helps me out! ;-)

luncheon meat

I desperately hope that there is a special section of hell reserved for comment spammers…

posted at 6:06 pm on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 in Personal, Site News | Comments Off on luncheon meat

Disposable Economy

Welcome to the disposable economy.

My daughter accidentally dropped my Canon SD200 camera and broke the flash. (The rest of the camera works just fine). So I took it to Canon Canada’s customer service centre, asking for a repair estimate. They just called; $241.50 (presumably $210 + taxes). The camera _new_ is $345 ($300 + tax)! Even if they’re replacing the _entire_ electronics board, there’s still a lens, battery, SD card…

At this point I’m thinking that I’ll buy a new one, and give the (mostly) working one to the kids to play with.

Sheesh!

*Update:* I called Canon this morning, and asked why they wanted so much money. He explained that because I didn’t bring a receipt for the camera, they charged me a general flat rate fee for the repair. I explained that the _reason_ I didn’t bring a receipt was that this is not a warranty repair, and reminded him that Canon should know what the retail prices of their products are :-). Anyway, long story short, he _immediately_ requoted the repair at $70 + tax, much more reasonable…

posted at 12:40 pm on Saturday, September 10, 2005 in Rants | Comments (2)
  1. Jeff K says:

    Don’t repair it. Repairs have a probability of success p p, 0..1 A broken camera costs $x, average to repair. The true cost of fixing the camera is thus $x * sum(1+(1-p)+(1-(1-p)*p)+ …) which with .5 for p (my experience in these matters) and $240 for $x is 240 * (1+.5+.25+.125 …) = $480. $480 > $345. [There is some variance from how good of a screamer you are when trying to convince them the 2nd and subsequent repairs are related to the first]

  2. Harald says:

    At that price, I’m certainly not planning on repairing it! $100 _maybe_; $240? Never!

Tom Peters on Logistics

How to Make a Jillion Dollars

bq. Small/smallish business people bitch about Wal*Mart, bitch about Home Depot, bitch about the Chinese. But how the hell do you beat the Chinese if you are selling a $9,000 stove but completely screw up the delivery and installation, thereby screwing up a platoon of other people, thereby costing us time (lots of) and money (lots of) occasioned by the delays?

posted at 10:05 am on Saturday, September 10, 2005 in Links | Comments Off on Tom Peters on Logistics

Lies, Damned Lies, and Politics

October 2001 – “Scientific American : Drowning New Orleans”:http://www.sciam.com/print_version.cfm?articleID=00060286-CB58-1315-8B5883414B7F0000

October, 2004 – “National Geographic : Gone With the Water”:http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0410/feature5/

September 1, 2005 – “George Bush says”:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4204754.stm “I don’t think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.” (Worse, his bluff wasn’t called; see “mediamatters”:http://mediamatters.org/items/200509020001 for one dissection).

This one detail sums up the entire US Government’s response to the disaster; the same bold-faced lies that they’ve been spouting for years.

Of course, one wonders how Canada would react to an equivalent disaster… *sigh.

posted at 10:54 am on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 in Current Events | Comments Off on Lies, Damned Lies, and Politics

Flood Damage

The school is on the west bank of the (east) Don River Valley, next to a park. The park, used for soccer and other physed activities, is several hundred square metres smaller than it used to be, thanks to the August 19th floods. The river decided to carve out a new bend for itself! Based on the debris and marks, there was about 4′ of water on the field (and the school’s lower playground); much of the grass is buried in very high quality beach sand, and the playground is full of a conrete-like mixture of wood chips and river mud…

The bridge to the east side of the river is still intact, but was obviously underwater (and may not be safe, so it’s closed for now). Two trees survived, but a third one was uprooted and washed about 40m downstream.

I’d post pictures, but the camera is in the shop :-(.

posted at 7:42 pm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 in Personal | Comments Off on Flood Damage

September Blues

The kids are back at school, meeting new teachers and old friends. “Blues”, because it means they’re another year older. This will be their sixth year at the school; the girl’s starting Grade 2 and the boy’s up to Grade 4.

G. has a new teacher that I haven’t met, but the early reviews are good. C has G’s old JK teacher, which should be a better fit than we had the first time around :-). All things considered, I’m looking forward to the kids having another great year.

posted at 7:39 pm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 in Personal | Comments Off on September Blues

girl phones?

My wife and my daughter are on the phone at the same time.

I figured I had about 6 more years before _that_ one…

posted at 8:00 pm on Sunday, August 28, 2005 in Personal | Comments Off on girl phones?

Engadget 1985

ROTFL: Engadget 1985

posted at 11:14 pm on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 in Links | Comments Off on Engadget 1985

Heavy Weather

I found five water leaks in my house today (three of them I already knew about) as a heavy thunderstorm trundled overhead for almost 90 minutes, apparently dumping 100mm of rain. (Even if I had a rain gauge, it wouldn’t have been accurate, what with the rain travelling sideways and all). The two new leaks are from the heavy rain; one was a leak behind the flashing on the garage roof, that ran down the inside wall of the garage and into the basement. The other was water spraying sideways out of cracks in a partially blocked downspout.

Meanwhile, it took the kids 90 minutes to get home from camp, because of accidents and severe floods on the highway. Which means they were in the schoolbus for the worst of the storms. Surprisingly, they weren’t completely freaked; I guess they’re getting used to it.

There were tornado warnings, and apparently a touchdown in Scarborough. The winds were relatively mild here; we had a few power flickers, but no outage (and no tree branches down). On the other hand, the nearby valley, which normally has an underground stream, was a neck-deep lake…

posted at 6:26 pm on Friday, August 19, 2005 in Personal | Comments Off on Heavy Weather

Oops

Wow, a gap like that usually means a vacation. Sadly, I have not been on vacation, but have instead been dealing with kids at sleepaway camp, weekend parties, laundry, office politics, new staff members, and on and on.

Oh ya, and catching up on television. I seem to have more stuff to watch over the summer than I did during the season this year :-). Hustle, Arrested Development, The L Word, Six Feet Under, Stargate Atlantis, MI-5… not to mention the new Battlestar Galactica season!

So how ’bout them Leafs, eh?

posted at 3:23 pm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 in Personal | Comments (1)
  1. Greg says:

    So, um, does this mean you have all of SG:A…?

more on mediocrity

“I linked”:http://blog.cfrq.net/chk/archives/2005/07/25/out-of-context/ to a “Joel on Software”:http://www.joelonsoftware.com/ “article”:http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/HighNotes.html about the difference between average and best in software developers.

I finally tracked down “an article”:http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?041206fa_fact I read months ago, on the difference between average and best in healthcare (specifically in Cystic Fibrosis clinics, since they collect enough data to measure the difference).

It’s a fascinating read.

“The Bell Curve”:http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?041206fa_fact by “Atul Gawande”:http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/faculty/AtulGawande.html appeared in “The New Yorker”:http://www.newyorker.com/ .

posted at 11:14 am on Thursday, July 28, 2005 in Favourites, Health, Links | Comments Off on more on mediocrity

more on car seats

Since I mentioned it last week, I should also mention documentation *for* child restraint use. The news page references a recent paper proving that child booster seats are 59% safer than seatbelts alone…

Keeping kids safe during car crashes: every child a safe ride | Partners for Child Passenger Safety – Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia

I guess as a parent the bottom line is: for $80, why take chances?

posted at 8:42 pm on Monday, July 25, 2005 in Current Events, Health, Links, Science and Technology | Comments Off on more on car seats

out of context

In “an article about the difference between the best programmers and the mediocre”:http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/HighNotes.html, this paragraph made me laugh out loud:

bq. In some other industries, cheap is more important than good. Wal*Mart grew to be the biggest corporation on Earth by selling cheap products, not good products. If Wal*Mart tried to sell high quality goods, their costs would go up and their whole cheap advantage would be lost. For example if they tried to sell a tube sock that can withstand the unusual rigors of, say, being washed in a washing machine, they’d have to use all kinds of expensive components, like, say, cotton, and the cost for every single sock would go up.

posted at 6:34 pm on Monday, July 25, 2005 in Humour, Links | Comments (2)
  1. […] « more on car seats | Main more on mediocrity I linked to a Joel on Software article about the difference between average and best […]

  2. Jeff K says:

    I’m not too sure why you like what that Joel has to say. Yes he makes me laugh, but you don’t want to know why. Well that whole iPod orgasm of his was pretty laughable for one.

J2EE makes sense!

The sudden absence last week was due to a J2EE course; come the winter I’ll be adding a J2EE-based product to my CPE stable.

Our instructor was very good; he didn’t waste time with piddly details that are in the API docs anyway (except the important ones); instead he explained what the pieces are *and* how they all fit together! Suddenly, it all makes sense! Actually, used carefully, J2EE is pretty cool…

And he made me snort coffee when he mentioned the two types of session bean: _stateless_ and _useless_ :-)

posted at 6:30 pm on Monday, July 25, 2005 in Personal, Programming | Comments Off on J2EE makes sense!

down down down

The temperature just dropped over 5 °C in an hour. The sky is dark and ominous, and making loud noises.

Could it be? Is it? A *cold* front?

(It’ll only last a day, sadly; hot and humid is back on Saturday. Ugh.)

posted at 3:48 pm on Thursday, July 14, 2005 in Personal | Comments (2)
  1. Greg Wilson says:

    Lightning will strike 14 or 15 times in one place. Then there’ll be an ominous earth-shaking rumble, and an enormous machine will heave itself up out of the ground, fire up its heat rays—and somehow, despite the pleas and prayers of the entire audience, fail to incinerate Tom Cruise.

  2. Love it. Brilliant comment.

car seats vs. seatbelts

So it may not be as cut and dried as everyone thinks; car seats (over age 2) may not actually make any difference. Good luck finding a politician who is _against_ car seat and booster seat legislation, though; that would be political suicide. Proving once again that government often doesn’t work in our best interests? (There have been other examples of dumb gov’t safety laws recently, based on zero _real_ deaths or injuries; I’ll see if I can dig some of them out of my memory).

The Seat-Belt Solution – New York Times

bq. Perhaps the single most compelling statistic about car seats in the NHTSA manual was this one: ”They are 54 percent effective in reducing deaths for children ages 1 to 4 in passenger cars.”

bq. But 54 percent effective compared with what? The answer, it turns out, is this: Compared with a child’s riding completely unrestrained. There is another mode of restraint, meanwhile, that doesn’t cost $200 or require a four-day course to master: seat belts.

bq. Even a quick look at the FARS data reveals a striking result: among children 2 and older, the death rate is no lower for those traveling in any kind of car seat than for those wearing seat belts. There are many reasons, of course, that this raw data might be misleading. Perhaps kids in car seats are, on average, in worse wrecks. Or maybe their parents drive smaller cars, which might provide less protection.

bq. But no matter what you control for in the FARS data, the results don’t change. In recent crashes and old ones, in big vehicles and small, in one-car crashes and multiple-vehicle crashes, there is no evidence that car seats do a better job than seat belts in saving the lives of children older than 2. (In certain kinds of crashes — rear-enders, for instance — car seats actually perform worse.) The real answer to why child auto fatalities have been falling seems to be that more and more children are restrained in some way. Many of them happen to be restrained in car seats, since that is what the government mandates, but if the government instead mandated proper seat-belt use for children, they would likely do just as well / without the layers of expense, regulation and anxiety associated with car seats.

Followup material can be found at “Freakonomics”:http://freakonomics.com/times0710.php

posted at 8:41 pm on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 in Current Events, Health, Links, Science and Technology | Comments (4)
  1. Heather says:

    As a certified child restraint technician I am offended by your comments but at the same time I understand what u mean. First off if someone knows what they are doing it only takes a second to teach how to use the child seat properly. And the price of seats are outragious yes, that is why I work on donations so that I can buy them at discount and I sell them for even less then I pay for them. If you need help or know anyone who does they can email me at happlymarried99645@yahoo.com please try not to down carseats they save lives. The only reason they only reduce is because there is no way to stop car crashes from happening unless you just dont drive.

  2. Harald Koch says:

    First of all, we’re talking about child seats and booster seats, not *infant* seats (as you mention on your weblog). Second, it appears you didn’t read “more on car seats”:http://blog.cfrq.net/chk/archives/2005/07/25/more-on-car-seats/ , or you would have been less offended, I think.

    It’s true that statistical data is often biased; see “How to Understand Statistics”:http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A1091350 for a discussion. It’s also extremely difficult to be unemotional about this particular subject. My emotional response is “for $80, why take chances?”; my seven year old has two booster seats, one in each car.

    But I do trust that Steven Levitt has actually done his homework on this one. We cannot for sure explain *why* the statistics are as they are, but we cannot dispute the numbers themselves…

  3. Mike Hickman says:

    AS a child restraint TECH info like you are printing and saying does not help us who are tring to keep kids safe. There are a lot of programs that sell low cost car seats also the program that i’m has free car seats for parant’s who can’t afford them.

  4. Harald Koch says:

    You’re a little late to the discussion, Mike. More uselessly, you haven’t actually argued for or against any of the data.

    I know “TECH”s aren’t scientists, but you’re still in a better position than your average joe to at least attempt to argue for or against.

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