The Blog of Harald

via “Ned Batchelder”:http://www.nedbatchelder.com/blog/200406.html#e20040615T085839 I was reading about the “Two Things”:http://www.csun.edu/~dgw61315/thetwothings.html meme (as in:

bq. For every subject, there are really only two things you really need to know. Everything else is the application of those two things, or just not important.

Anyway, I laughed out loud at one of the entries, so I decided to share.

The two things about cosmology ((by Dennis Moore):
1. Time exists so that everything doesn’t happen all at once.
2. Space exists so that everything doesn’t happen to you.